‘Misunderstood’ The Cristian Alexanda Story

This ain’t a diss song, it’s a real song

So apparently Cristian isn’t too happy about a few thing I said recently. He made his feeling somewhat clear with this feedback:

‘FUCK YOU, Funny shit bitch, but FUCK YOU, again and again, If I wasn’t me I’d probably hate on me to, but I am me, so FUCK YOU, I’m only tring to do my best and faggots like you with a bad opinion piss me off, JA ROCKS, before 50, you thought so to, but your just a dick rida with no talent so crawl back in your hole before one of us sees you out and FUCKS YOU UP,THAT GOES TO ALL THE HATERS, GET AT ME‘

Well, at least he found it funny. Real recognize Real.

What concerns me is how he found this post. This isn’t a very popular blog, and we certainly have not been doing much in the way to promote it thus far. Then it hit me:

You were ‘Googling’ yourself, weren’t you Cristian? Oh my. Wanted to know what people were saying about you? Trying to feel out the buzz?

This must have been disapointing.

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But at least you learned something. You changed your MySpace location to ‘Melbourne/Perth, Australia’ rather than ‘Worldwide, United States’. Glad you cleaned up that awful stain that on your MySpace. Now theres nothing  distracting us from the amount of Louis V print that makes you ever so cool and unique.

Looking through your the kind words you shared with our audience, you called me a hater and a dick rider.  The same way you can be based ‘worldwide’ and ‘United States’, Cris? I’m starting to see a pattern with you.

I should probably stress at this point, that i’m not a Hater. Whilst I’m not particularly a fan of you’re records, they’re not too bad. Hell, I put you in the top half of Australian rnb Acts! I didn’t actually diss the record with Ja Rule, I just clowned the reasons behind it. The same way when I said I thought the beat was kinda average, that was in no way a shot at Styalz Fuego (I am a fan of his)

I like Ja Rule, I always have. I liked his records before and after 50, and I’m hoping he can make a comeback. (A leaked track of his, Free, is a dope record.) So don’t throw me into that category. However, Jeffrey’s problem is the same one you’ve got Cris. You need to stay in your own lane. You’re not a star Cristian. Not yet. Stop running around worldwide shooting embarrassing video’s with Ja, leaking your own records and trying to convice us you’re a big star, complete with Hummers and all.

Much like Ja Rule trying to get all Gangsta with it post-50,  We don’t believe you, you need more people.

All that aside, Ja Rule is washed up and no longer a guaranteed bankable star. Ask the millions of people who haven’t bought his shit lately.
I know you’re only trying to do your best, Cris, and you’ve definitely got some talent. But you do fucking corny shit.

Seriously. That Billie Jean bridge is offensive.

Leaving a comment to the post was your chance to change our perception. Show us your the down to earth guy who can take a joke, not the Melbourne guy who thinks shooting whack videos in da hood makes him a star. Maybe this caught you by surprise, and you didn’t really think through your reply. Telling me ‘I’m talentless and that I should crawl back in my hole before you fuck me up‘ just makes you look like a loser. For future referance, here’s why:

1. Sending threats of Physical violence to people you know nothing about, such as my name, face or even location is silly. You can’t possibly carry through with that, and you know this. That’s something a 14 year old private school dude would say – does that sound familiar?

2 . Talentless? Dude, you have no clue what I do. As far as you know, I’m just some blogger who writes articles on Australian Hip-Hop to clown people and piss em off. It seems I’m particularly skilled at that.

Cristian, you don’t seem like a bad guy. At worst, you’ve got an inflated ego and a chronic case of douchebaggery, and have the unfortunate habit of pasting it all over everything you do, especially your MySpace. That Blog wasn’t an attack on you or your music – I wish you well, honestly. But you do shit that makes us laugh. A lot.

Hopefully this can be put to rest for a while – unless Isreal and Cris release on the same day.